The other day i was walking to school in a hot …veeeery hot afternoon.the air smelt of cheap fragrance and dust blew left right and centre,,,so people walked with their eyes half closed,like people of some nationality i wount mention.😂.so i get to walk right past these college divas or rather girls walking across a pathway in a row..nine girls i think??am trying to device a way of cutting across their thick skins without being labbeled rude*(0bviously am very time conscious and wouldn’t want to run late for that entrepreneurship class).immediately my attention is drawn to one girl who happens to have a “kamisi” sticking out of a green, fluffy ,Just below the knee skirt.am awed.do these things still exist??furthermore whoever advised the poor lass to rock that piece of clothing must be having a special place in hell.That was not enough.Her immediate friend had decided to walk to class with a chihuahua at hand.My friends from upcountry talk about shiwawa..so this little creature looked like it had been dug straight from the ground.Dirty,smelly and too noisy that it kept on barking at whoever cared to listen.It was probably shaming its owner for ruining its beautiful image.I will neither spare its owner..This “chick” has not changed her braids for God Knows how long.Those things looked like some of those our freedom fighters had during their tough times.Times when beauticians were rare gems..Am still wondering how some ladies manage to walk around with tones of fake hair on their heads!!!
As If i have not seen enough,there comes another “slayqueen” who talks with so much attitude that you wonder who taught her english..She cannot even pronounce her own name..she says she is shishley(sishley).At this time now am walking so fast,obviously in a fit of laughter.I realise am late already and i have to go.But wait..dear ladies,please try acting like the women you would want to be in future.😂😂🤔
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